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This is the Real Reason Door to Door Grocery Delivery was Invented

I have teriyaki marinade in the my hair.  And on my face.  And speckled down most of my right side, from forehead to shoe.  I smell like teriyaki, which smells after a while like hot maple syrup.  No, it’s not … Continue reading

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